you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive
I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS OFFENDED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE HIS FINGER IS LITERALLY LONGER THAN MY ENTIRE BODY
THIS WILL FOREVER BE THE FUNNIEST CALUM TWEET IN EXISTENCE
i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory
I think that when I meet someone and there’s that magical thing about them that makes them unforgettable, it’s that they’re sincere and honest in whoever they are. I think the personality traits that come through when somebody is really sincere is what makes them beautiful.